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"Everyone who is born has to die, and once dead he is as good as having not come into existence."

"During civil disturbance adopt such an attitude that people do not attach any importance to you - they neither burden you with complicated affairs, nor try to derive any advantage out of you."

"He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be humiliated; he who has no control over his tongue will often have to face discomfort."

"One who rushes madly after inordinate desire, runs the risk of encountering destruction and death."

"Often your utterances and expressions of your face leak out the secrets of your hidden thoughts."

"One who says unpleasant things about others, will himself quickly become a target of their scandal."

"One who guards his secrets has complete control over his affairs."

"Success is the result of foresight and resolution. Foresight depends upon deep thinking and planning, and the most important factor of planning is to keep your secrets to yourself."

"Only he who has the power to punish can pardon."

"Time wears out bodies, renews hopes, brings death nearer and takes away aspirations. Whoever gets anything from the world lives in anxiety for holding it and whoever loses anything passes his days grieving over the loss."

"Every breath you take is a step towards death."

"Anything which can be counted is finite and will come to an end."

"To lose or to waste an opportunity will result in grief and sorrow."

"When a community is composed of honest, sober and virtuous people, your forming a bad opinion about anyone of its members, when nothing wicked has been seen of him, is a great injustice to him. On the contrary in a corrupt society to form good opinion of anyone of them and to trust him is to harm yourself."

"Two kinds of people will be damned on my account. Those who form exaggerated opinion about me and those who under-estimate me because they hate me. "

"A friend cannot be considered a friend unless he is tested on three occasions: in time of need, behind your back and after your death."

"If you were singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you."

"That was one of my favorite songs of all time. Not any more."

"That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad."

"You sing like Mickey Mouse on helium."

"It was like Randy taking part in a 100-meter sprint."

"My advice would be, if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't."

"You sound like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through the song, I imagined the ship sinking."

"To me it was a nightmare, the whole thing. I guess you're a good dancer; you're not a good singer; you'll never be a good singer, so it's best to have a reality check at this point."

"I think you need to be in a very dark bedroom when you sing that song."

"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero, but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."

"Logic is the art of being wrong with confidence."

"There's no such thing as coulda, shoulda, woulda. If you shoulda and coulda, then you woulda done it."

"The most prepared are the most dedicated."

"Success is a journey.  Not a destination."

"Whatever you do, don't do it half way."

"Don't walk before me. I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream. Not only plan but also believe."

"You will feel him and you will know when you see him and when you meet him, your heart burns in passion, a longing, a bonding that engraves your heart so deeply that can not be replaced by any other thing, and if it were lost you'll not again cross such a way, a part of you lost forever."

"In your soul, although hidden, you truly know me."

"A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you."

"When you're alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers. Remember that in those spaces my fingers are locked with yours forever."

"The best and most beautiful things in the world can not be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."

"You must live in the present to secure your future."

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."

"For everything you have missed, you have gained something else."

"You ask me why I make my home in the mountain forest, and I smile and am silent, and even my soul remains quiet: it lives in the other world which no one owns.  The peach trees blossom.  The water flows."

"Deep in the soul, below pain, below all the distractions of life, is a silence vast and grand - an infinite ocean of calm, which nothing can disturb. Nature's own exceeding peace, which 'passes understanding.'  That which we seek we find at last within ourselves."

"Close your eyes and you will see clearly. Cease to listen and you will hear the truth."

"No one has the right to make you feel inferior without your consent."

"I thought I'd seen profound beauty many times before, but when I saw you my heart stopped.  Your dreamy eyes revealed dignity and exquisite passion. Your smile lit up my deepest emotions when you gazed at me. Paradise was revealed for I'd been allowed a glimpse of heaven."

"Feel your intentions in your heart. Feel not what your mind tells you, but what your heart tells you."

"No matter how successful the personality becomes in accomplishing its goals, those goals will not be enough. Only when the personality begins to walk the path that its soul has chosen will it satisfy its hunger."

"The road to your soul is through your heart."

"Only through emotions can you encounter the force field of your own soul."

"When we align our thoughts, emotions, and actions with the highest part of ourselves, we are filled with enthusiasm, purpose, and meaning. Life is rich and full. We have no thoughts of bitterness. We have no memory of fear. We are joyously and intimately engaged with our world. This is the experience of authentic power."

"Sooner or later, each soul will turn toward authentic power. Every situation serves this goal, and every soul will reach it."

"When the personality comes fully to serve the energy of its soul, that is authentic empowerment.  This is the goal of the evolutionary process in which we are involved and the reason for our being."

"The journey to authentic power requires that you become conscious of all that you feel."

"Your intentions create the reality that you experience. Until you become aware of this,  it happens unconsciously."

"It is wise to imagine the dynamics that we think of as 'failure" and 'success' as not truly existing, because they do not. Not from the position of truth; only from the position of judgment."

"What is behind your eyes holds more power than what is in front of them."

"Knowledge is power, and for each level of knowledge, you are held responsible for how you use it."

"The true human condition in its most perfect form has no secrets. It does not hide, but exists in clear love."

"What is in one is in the whole, and therefore, ultimately, each soul is responsible for the whole world."

"When the tide of life turns against you And the current upsets your boat Don't waste tears on what might have been Just lie on your back and float."

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."

"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."

"Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

"I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

There are two types of people: Those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who say, "Ah, there you are."

"Life is not counted by the amount of breaths we take, but of the moments that leave us breathless."

"Knowing others is intelligence. Knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power."

"When I die I want you to bury me upside down, so the whole world can kiss my ass."

"Destiny is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for. It is a thing to be achieved."

"Remember friend as you pass by As you are now so once was I As I am now you soon shall be So prepare for death and follow me."

"Don't follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing."

"Only the good die young. That is why immortality is reserved for the greatest of evils."

"Where are we going?"
"No where."
"So, what's the rush?"

"An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall. For a pro, it's got to be a real old lady."

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

"Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry."

"You can cheat an honest man, but you can not make a fool out of him."

"Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth."

"The pursuit of happiness is a matter of choice. it is a positive attitude we consciously choose to express. It is not a gift that gets delivered to our doorstep each morning nor does it come through the window. And I am certain that our circumstances are just a small part of what makes us joyful. If we wait for them to get just right, we will never find lasting joy. The pursuit of happiness is an inward journey. Our minds are like programs, awaiting the code that will determine behaviors; like bank vaults awaiting our deposits. If we regularly deposit positive, encouraging, and uplifting thoughts, if we continue to bite our lips just before we begin to grumble and complain, if we shoot down that seemingly harmless negative thought as it germinates, we will find that there is much to rejoice about."

"There will be a day when you ask me what's more important, my life or you. I will say my life. you will turn around and walk away not realizing..that you are my life!"

"A friend is someone that will come and bail you outa jail, but a best friend is someone that will be sitting right next to you saying that was freakin awesome!"

"It's the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me or smile at me, because I know for a second I crossed your mind."

"Death can not stop true love.  It can only delay it for a little while."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"You laugh at me because I'm different.  I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It's frightening."

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer him."

"Don’t be fooled by me. Don’t be fooled by the face I wear. For I wear a mask, I wear a thousand masks, masks that I’m afraid to take off and none of them are mine. I give you the impression that I’m secure, that confidence is my name and coolness is my game, that the water’s calm and I’m in command, and that I need no one. Don’t believe me. Please. My surface may seem smooth…beneath I dwell in confusion, in fear, in aloneness, but I hide this. I panic at the thought of my weakness. That’s why I frantically create a mood to hide behind, a nonchalant, sophisticated facade to shield me from the glance that knows. But such a glance is my salvation. And I know it. It’s the only thing that can assure me of acceptance and love. I’m afraid that you’ll think less of me, that you’ll laugh. To laugh would kill me. So, I play my game, with a façade of assurance without and a trembling child within. And so my life becomes a front. I only chatter to you in the suave, surface tones. I tell you everything that’s nothing, and nothing of what’s everything, of what’s crying within me. For when I go into my routine do not be fooled by what I’m saying. Please listen carefully to what I’m not saying."

"Never judge a book by its movie."

"It is ok to do the right thing for the wrong reasons."

"He who hesitates is sometimes saved."

"I shave before I weigh myself in order to get a truer reading."

"Is it possible to be allergic to water?"

"Tell me what you're laughing at, and I shall tell you who you are."

"The interpretation of dreams is the royal road to a knowledge of the unconscious activities of the mind."

"There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending."

"Take away love and earth is a tomb."

"Beauty is power. A smile is its sword."

"To laugh often and much. To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children. To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others. To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition. To know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded."